Chapter 3 - Scoring
Section 1 - Tables
Table of Treasures
| Item | Value | Time |
| cellphone | 5 | a time |
| trophy | 2 | -- |
| frame | 10 | -- |
| action figure | 10 | -- |
| white t-shirt | 1 | -- |
| black t-shirt | 1 | -- |
| drawers | 2 | -- |
| brass key | 10 | -- |
| lampshade | 18 | -- |
| boots | 5 | -- |
| sticky note | 1 | -- |
| bar of soap | 1 | -- |
| keycard | 5 | -- |
| brick | 5 | -- |
| knives | 5 | -- |
| silver bullet | 10 | -- |
| binder | 3 | -- |
[take: 94pts]
Table of Intriguing Things
| Item | Value | Time |
| books | 1 | a time |
| trophy | 1 | -- |
| dvds | 1 | -- |
| cellphone | 2 | -- |
| kitchen window | 2 | -- |
| lightbulb | 2 | -- |
| soap | 1 | -- |
| springboard | 10 | -- |
| hidden message | 3 | -- |
| mirror | 1 | -- |
| tv | 2 | -- |
| knives | 2 | -- |
| vent | 1 | -- |
| kitchen window | 2 | -- |
| half-buried chest | 2 | -- |
| couch | 2 | -- |
| binder | 1 | -- |
[look at: 41pts]
Table of Operable Devices
| Item | Value | Time |
| tap | 1 | a time |
| lamp | 3 | -- |
| dryer | 2 | -- |
| washing machine | 2 | -- |
| cellphone | 1 | -- |
| microwave | 2 | -- |
[devices: 11pts]
Table of Notable Accomplishments
| Title | Value | Time | Description |
| "Journey to the Center of the Yard" | 10 | a time | "digging a really big hole" |
| "Vandal" | 3 | -- | "shattering something" |
| "Persistent" | 3 | -- | "being obsessed with switches" |
| "The Internet is for" | 3 | -- | "using the internet for it's designated purpose" |
| "Lazed and Confused" | 1 | -- | "showing great reluctance to leave the first room" |
| "Mover" | 5 | -- | "knowing that sometimes the best way to get where you need to be is to shove things out of the way" |
| "You're fired." | 5 | -- | "demonstrating a rebellious spirit and habitual tardiness" |
| "Detective Skills" | 5 | -- | "searching high and low" |
| "Hey Everybody, it's Shower Time!" | 5 | -- | "not dropping the soap" |
| "Colombic" | 10 | -- | "visiting everywhere in one playthrough." |
[cheevos: 50pts]
The maximum score is 200.
Table of Win Conditions
| Title | Items | condition | reason | message |
| "The Lunatic" | {the lampshade, the pistol, the underwear, silver bullet} | dirty | "You are insane and alone. But you won't be for long." | "Wearing your trusty lampshade and holding a pistol, you kick down the front door of the house.[paragraph break]You've set out to go on a rampage, and there's no turning back." |
| "The Clown" | {the underwear, the banana peel, the lampshade} | acceptable | "You are depressingly alone." | "You've always liked to think of yourself as the life of the party. But as you walk down the street to work with no pants and a lampshade on your head holding a banana peel, you begin to realize that the rest of the world doesn't see you in the same way.[paragraph break]After walking a few blocks, a police car pulls up next to you, and the cop riding shotgun motions for you to get in the back.[paragraph break]'What the hell' you think, 'A night in jail sounds like more fun than another day working at the macguffin factory.' as you step into the police cruiser." |
| "The Runaway" | {the knives, the pistol, the silver bullet, the cellphone, the trophy, the frame, the action figure, the black t-shirt, boots} | dirty | "You're going to find a better place to be alone." | "After carefully collecting everything of value in your house and destroying what was left, you quietly exit your house forever.[paragraph break]You take your haul to a nearby pawn shop. After haggling with the shopkeep for a while, you leave with $[a random number from 1200 to 3333].[paragraph break]It's not much, but you take the cash, hop on the next bus and go start a new life." |
| "The Loner" | {the unwashed pants, the hoodie, boots} | acceptable | "You will always be alone." | "You head out the door for your boring job at the macguffin factory.[paragraph break]Your boss yells at you for being [hours part of time of day minus 8 AM] hours late to work. [Paragraph break]You return home, get wasted and pass out on the futon." |
| "The Kiss Ass" | {jeans, a black t-shirt, cellphone, binder, boots} | clean | "You're alone, but not out of a job." | "You head out the door for your boring job at the macguffin factory.[paragraph break]Your boss starts to yell at you for being [hours part of time of day minus 8 AM] hours late to work, but after seeing the [one of]nice[or]beautiful[or]sexy[or]clean[or]attractive[or]handsome[at random] [random thing worn by the player] you're wearing, he lets you off with 'a warning'.[paragraph break][paragraph break]You come home late from work, not looking forward to what tomorrow will bring." |
| "The Glutton" | {beer, lemon, ice cream, banana, apple, sandwich, raw steak, mint} | dirty | "You are fat and alone." | "You've always thought the only way to leave the house is with a good snack. After grabbing anything you could find in the house that looked edible, you begin to wanter aimlessly down the street, eating ice cream out of a tub.[paragraph break]This isn't how you pictured your life." |
| "The Idiot" | {} | dirty | "You are stupid and that's why you are dead and alone." | "True to your form so far, you walk out the door with no thought or preparation at all.[paragraph break]You get distracted by the sight of something shiny and begin to walk towards it.[paragraph break]Your quest for the elusive shiny thing (which turned out to be a candy wrapper) has lead you into the middle of a busy intersection. Through sheer dumb luck you manage to dodge the first few cars that come your way, until you're hit by a Dodge™ truck.[paragraph break]If you weren't splattered across the pavement, you'd probably think that was ironic.[paragraph break](of course, you'd be wrong. getting hit by a truck is exactly what a normal person would expect to happen after running into a busy street without looking.)" |